Welcome to InnoMarts - Your Fun & Tech-Filled Learning Hub!
Hey there! 👋
You’ve just stumbled into my little corner of the internet, where technology isn’t just about code and keyboards—it’s about having a good laugh while inevitably breaking something. (Don’t worry, we usually manage to fix it… eventually.) Whether you’re here to learn, laugh, or pretend to work, congrats! You’ve found your people.
What’s InnoMarts All About?
InnoMarts is your one-stop shop for tech tutorials, hilarious courses, and personal stories of a techie trying (and often failing) to make sense of the digital world. We dive into everything from hardware and software to Linux (because why take the easy road, right?) and programming languages—sprinkled with jokes that make you feel a little better about that time you accidentally deleted your entire project.
Still curious how this madness began? Grab some popcorn and check out my first post: Why I Created This Blog. Spoiler: It involves a bit too much coffee, questionable life choices, and a mountain of error logs.
What You’ll Find Here
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Tech Tutorials: Forget the boring how-tos. Here, we pack in humor, real-life mistakes (mine, not yours), and a few life-saving tips. Because let’s be honest—who hasn’t almost fried their entire hard drive while installing Arch Linux?
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Courses: From mastering the Linux terminal to wrangling Python and Java, these courses are your ticket to tech domination—with enough jokes to keep you awake even during the dry bits.
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Personal Stories: The wild, funny, and occasionally embarrassing tech adventures that remind you: if I can figure this stuff out, so can you (and with way fewer facepalms).
Want to Join the Fun?
I run some groups and channels where we geek out, chat about tech, and share terrible jokes. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just looking for someone to help you stop breaking your computer, come hang out with us!
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Ready to Laugh & Learn?
So grab your coffee (or your fifth energy drink—no judgment), keep it far away from the keyboard, and dive into tech content that’ll teach you, entertain you, and maybe even make you snort-laugh. And hey, you might even accidentally learn something along the way!
May your code run bug-free (or at least not catch fire)!
Cheers,
Viktor Holovin
Getting Started with Arch Linux: A Beginner’s Guide to Mastering the Basics
Posted on September 10, 2024
| 5 minutes
| 961 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano, Українська, Русский, Polacco
Getting Started with Arch Linux: A Beginner’s Guide to Mastering the Basics
Introduction
Ready to embark on the epic journey of installing Arch Linux? If you’re not yet sure what Linux is or why you’d choose Arch, check out our guide on “What is Linux and Arch Linux” to understand the basics before diving into the installation process.
Awesome! We’re going to do this with MBR (because old school is still cool), a single root partition (because simplicity is king), and we’ll top it off with Xorg and GNOME Shell (because who doesn’t like a shiny, modern desktop?).
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Python for Beginners: The Easiest Step into Coding (with a Dash of Django)
Posted on September 9, 2024
| 6 minutes
| 1091 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano, Українська, Русский, Polacco
Python for Beginners: The Easiest Step into Coding (with a Dash of Django)
Greetings, fellow soon-to-be Pythonista! 🐍
If you’ve ever thought about entering the world of programming, Python is that friendly neighborhood language waving at you from across the street, saying, “Hey, I got you covered!” It’s not just for coders who wear glasses and debate whether Vim or Emacs is better (by the way, I’m team Vim — more on that in a later post).
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Tech Myths Busted: What Everyone Thinks About Programming (And Why It’s Not True)
Posted on September 8, 2024
| 5 minutes
| 1064 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano, Українська, Русский, Polacco
Tech Myths Busted: What Everyone Thinks About Programming (And Why It’s Not True)
Ah, programming! That mystical land of code, where wizards type like they’re playing the piano, solve complex problems with a sip of coffee, and occasionally hack into the Matrix (or at least pretend to). Or so the myths go. But don’t worry—I’m here to bust those myths wide open. Spoiler: programming isn’t nearly as magical as Hollywood makes it seem, but it’s a heck of a lot more fun than trying to figure out your tax returns!
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Tech Made Simple: A Geek’s Guide to the Tech Universe for the Rest of Us
Posted on September 6, 2024
| 4 minutes
| 805 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano, Українська, Русский, Polacco
Tech Made Simple: A Geek’s Guide to the Tech Universe for the Rest of Us
Hey there, fellow tech-challenged friend! 🙋♂️
Have you ever looked at a piece of technology and thought, “Did I miss a secret tech class everyone else took?” Don’t worry, you’re not alone. But here’s the good news: technology doesn’t have to be a confusing puzzle made for rocket scientists. It can actually be… fun! 😱
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Why Markdown is the Best Thing to Happen to Writers and Coders Alike
Posted on September 5, 2024
| 4 minutes
| 795 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano, Українська, Русский, Polacco
Why Markdown is the Best Thing to Happen to Writers and Coders Alike
Introduction
Picture this: you’re a writer or a coder, and you’re staring at the screen, watching your formatting self-destruct faster than you can say “Ctrl + Z.” Sound familiar? Enter Markdown, the knight in shining armor who sweeps in, fixes all your formatting woes, and makes you look like you actually know what you’re doing. Markdown is like a superhero—minus the cape but with all the powers.
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Arch Linux vs Ubuntu: A Love-Hate Relationship
Posted on September 4, 2024
| 4 minutes
| 649 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano
Arch Linux vs Ubuntu: A Love-Hate Relationship
When it comes to Linux distributions, you’ve got two fan-favorite contenders in the ring: Arch Linux and Ubuntu. It’s a bit like comparing a gourmet chef who insists on handcrafting every meal (Arch) with a friendly neighborhood pizzeria that serves up delicious, no-nonsense slices (Ubuntu). Both have their strengths, quirks, and passionate followings, but which one deserves your love—or frustration?
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Why You Need to Learn Java: The Secret to Unlocking the Universe (Or Just Getting a Job)
Posted on September 2, 2024
| 4 minutes
| 792 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano
Why You Need to Learn Java: The Secret to Unlocking the Universe (Or Just Getting a Job)
So, you’ve heard of Java, huh? Maybe someone whispered it to you at a tech meetup, or perhaps you stumbled across it while Googling “how to make a million dollars coding.” Whatever brought you here, welcome! Today, we’re going to explore why learning Java isn’t just a good idea—it’s a brilliant one. And I promise to keep it fun because, let’s face it, coding can be as dry as a week-old sandwich without a little humor.
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What Is an Enterprise Application in Java? A Hilarious Journey into the Land of Big Java Apps (And Why You Need This)
Posted on September 1, 2024
| 4 minutes
| 653 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano
What Is an Enterprise Application in Java? A Hilarious Journey into the Land of Big Java Apps (And Why You Need This)
Introduction
Alright, let’s cut to the chase—what the heck is an “enterprise application” in Java, and why should you, dear beginner, care? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the world of big, beefy Java applications that run the show behind the scenes of your favorite companies. You might not know it yet, but by the end of this post, you’ll be convinced that enterprise apps are the superheroes of the digital world—and you’re going to want to start building your own.
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How the Trackball Rolled Its Way Into My Heart: A Tale of Precision, Comfort, and Pure Bliss
Posted on August 31, 2024
| 4 minutes
| 805 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano
How the Trackball Rolled Its Way Into My Heart: A Tale of Precision, Comfort, and Pure Bliss
Introduction
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, I was just another tech enthusiast suffering in silence. My wrist was slowly turning into a stressed-out mess from years of wrangling a standard mouse across my cluttered desk. Little did I know that salvation was rolling my way—in the form of a trackball. Yes, you heard me right—a trackball. That little sphere of magic has completely transformed my digital life, and I’m here to tell you why it might just be the hero your hand has been waiting for.
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My Wild Ride Through the World of Programming Languages: From C# Heartbreak to Java Love Affair
Posted on August 30, 2024
| 5 minutes
| 1030 words
| Viktor Holovin
• Other languages: Italiano, Українська, Русский, Polacco
My Wild Ride Through the World of Programming Languages: From C# Heartbreak to Java Love Affair
Introduction
Ah, the world of programming languages—it’s like a dating pool, except instead of swiping left or right, you’re smashing your head against the keyboard until something finally works. Over the past 14 years, I’ve had my fair share of heartbreaks, love affairs, and one-night stands with various languages. From C# to Python, Java to TypeScript, and even a torrid fling with Markdown, my journey has been anything but dull.
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