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You’ve just stumbled into my little corner of the internet, where technology isn’t just about code and keyboards—it’s about having a good laugh while inevitably breaking something. (Don’t worry, we usually manage to fix it… eventually.) Whether you’re here to learn, laugh, or pretend to work, congrats! You’ve found your people.
InnoMarts is your one-stop shop for tech tutorials, hilarious courses, and personal stories of a techie trying (and often failing) to make sense of the digital world. We dive into everything from hardware and software to Linux (because why take the easy road, right?) and programming languages—sprinkled with jokes that make you feel a little better about that time you accidentally deleted your entire project.
Still curious how this madness began? Grab some popcorn and check out my first post: Why I Created This Blog. Spoiler: It involves a bit too much coffee, questionable life choices, and a mountain of error logs.
Tech Tutorials: Forget the boring how-tos. Here, we pack in humor, real-life mistakes (mine, not yours), and a few life-saving tips. Because let’s be honest—who hasn’t almost fried their entire hard drive while installing Arch Linux?
Courses: From mastering the Linux terminal to wrangling Python and Java, these courses are your ticket to tech domination—with enough jokes to keep you awake even during the dry bits.
Personal Stories: The wild, funny, and occasionally embarrassing tech adventures that remind you: if I can figure this stuff out, so can you (and with way fewer facepalms).
I run some groups and channels where we geek out, chat about tech, and share terrible jokes. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just looking for someone to help you stop breaking your computer, come hang out with us!
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So grab your coffee (or your fifth energy drink—no judgment), keep it far away from the keyboard, and dive into tech content that’ll teach you, entertain you, and maybe even make you snort-laugh. And hey, you might even accidentally learn something along the way!
May your code run bug-free (or at least not catch fire)!
Cheers,
Viktor Holovin
Hey there, fellow tech-challenged friend! 🙋♂️
Have you ever looked at a piece of technology and thought, “Did I miss a secret tech class everyone else took?” Don’t worry, you’re not alone. But here’s the good news: technology doesn’t have to be a confusing puzzle made for rocket scientists. It can actually be… fun! 😱
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Picture this: you’re a writer or a coder, and you’re staring at the screen, watching your formatting self-destruct faster than you can say “Ctrl + Z.” Sound familiar? Enter Markdown, the knight in shining armor who sweeps in, fixes all your formatting woes, and makes you look like you actually know what you’re doing. Markdown is like a superhero—minus the cape but with all the powers.
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When it comes to Linux distributions, you’ve got two fan-favorite contenders in the ring: Arch Linux and Ubuntu. It’s a bit like comparing a gourmet chef who insists on handcrafting every meal (Arch) with a friendly neighborhood pizzeria that serves up delicious, no-nonsense slices (Ubuntu). Both have their strengths, quirks, and passionate followings, but which one deserves your love—or frustration?
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So, you’ve heard of Java, huh? Maybe someone whispered it to you at a tech meetup, or perhaps you stumbled across it while Googling “how to make a million dollars coding.” Whatever brought you here, welcome! Today, we’re going to explore why learning Java isn’t just a good idea—it’s a brilliant one. And I promise to keep it fun because, let’s face it, coding can be as dry as a week-old sandwich without a little humor.
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Alright, let’s cut to the chase—what the heck is an “enterprise application” in Java, and why should you, dear beginner, care? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the world of big, beefy Java applications that run the show behind the scenes of your favorite companies. You might not know it yet, but by the end of this post, you’ll be convinced that enterprise apps are the superheroes of the digital world—and you’re going to want to start building your own.
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Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, I was just another tech enthusiast suffering in silence. My wrist was slowly turning into a stressed-out mess from years of wrangling a standard mouse across my cluttered desk. Little did I know that salvation was rolling my way—in the form of a trackball. Yes, you heard me right—a trackball. That little sphere of magic has completely transformed my digital life, and I’m here to tell you why it might just be the hero your hand has been waiting for.
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Ah, the world of programming languages—it’s like a dating pool, except instead of swiping left or right, you’re smashing your head against the keyboard until something finally works. Over the past 14 years, I’ve had my fair share of heartbreaks, love affairs, and one-night stands with various languages. From C# to Python, Java to TypeScript, and even a torrid fling with Markdown, my journey has been anything but dull.
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So, you’ve finally decided to build your own Intel-based PC. Maybe you’re tired of your old machine wheezing every time you open a browser tab, or perhaps you just want to impress your friends with your mad tech skills. Either way, you’re in the right place! Today, we’re going to build a budget-friendly, 8-core Intel beast that’ll run Arch Linux like a dream—or Windows, if you prefer the path more traveled.
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So, you’ve heard the term “computer” thrown around more times than you’ve heard your grandmother complain about “kids these days.” But what exactly is this magical box that sits on your desk, quietly judging your life choices (like having 100 browser tabs open at once)? Let’s take a fun and slightly sarcastic dive into the brain of the digital world and explore what makes a computer tick—or crash, depending on how lucky you are.
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So, you’ve heard the whispers in the tech corridors about this mysterious thing called Linux, and you’re wondering, “What in the world is this, and why should I care?” Great question! Imagine your computer is a pizza. Windows and macOS are like the default pepperoni and cheese options—good, solid choices, but nothing you’d write home about. Linux, on the other hand, is like a customizable, all-you-can-add topping pizza, where you’re the chef. Want anchovies? Go for it. Extra pineapple? I won’t judge.
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